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outofcontextdnd:

DM: “A nearby tank fires on a squad and obliterates them.”

Adepta Sororitas player: “A friendly tank or an enemy tank? And a friendly squad or an enemy squad?”

DM: “Both!”

AS player: “A tank that is both friendly and enemy is killing a squad that is both friendly and enemy? It’s Schrodinger’s battleground!”

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French Friend:
well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend:
THOUSAND?
French Friend:
Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?